Posted by: oneinamillionrose | October 31, 2006

Joke Time!

Bugtungan
Patpat mong matigas, labas masok sa butas.
Pag iyong idiin, giniling-giling, kiliti ang mararating.
Ano ito?………… Cotton buds! Wag dumi isip ha, bad iyan.

Pulis:
Bakit mo inihagis ang bata sa bintana?
Yaya:
Sinunod ko lang po ang utos ng amo ko.
Sabi po ng amo ko, ‘wala na tayong Pampers,

i- Huggies
mo na lang si baby.

What is the most impressive example of Tolerance?

Ah! Golden Wedding Anniversary!


Applicants

Two girls nag-aaply ng work…1 matalino, 1 bobo
Matalino
: Buti ka pa natanggap. Ano ba ginawa mo?
Bobo
: Wala. Nung nag-fill up me ng form, nilagay ko
sa Sex, sure.

Teacher:
Write a short story in a few words discussing
Religion, Sexuality and Mystery.
Student wrote
: “My God! I’m pregnant. I wonder who
the father is?”

Sensitive Child

1st day in school…
Mom to teacher
– Very sensitive po ang anak ko. Kung kailangan nyo po parusahan, sampalin nyo na lang po ang katabi nya. matatakot na ‘yan!

Love and Marriage Cycle

1-2 yrs: magkasalo sa plato
3-5 yrs: tig-isang plato
5-7 yrs: nagbabatuhan na ng plato

8-10 yrs: wala na silang plato
That is what we call PLATOnic love!

Three brothers named Bu, Chu and Fu migrated to USA from China.
They decided to change their names:
Bu
became Buck
Chu
became Chuck.
Fu
decided to go back to China.

Man
: I want to divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer
: Better think it over. Wives like that are very hard to find!

Do you know why bra makers measure cup size by “A B C D E F”?
A – almost gone
B – barely noticeable
C – comfortable
D – damn good
E – extremely big and
F
Fake

Learning French
City – ce vou
Drug – sha vou
Good bye – va vou
Bald – cal vou
Caught in the act – navo cou
Feathers – valahi vou
Not clear – mala vou
Cute – a cou

Chalk
Amo
: ‘Day, ang chalk na ito para mamatay ang ipis. Gamitin mo sa pader.
Maid
: Opo, ati.
Next day …… Nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader…
“Epes mamatay kayong lahat!”

Katapusan
Lumindol ng malakas noon
…. Nagkagulo ang lahat at nag-panic.
Sumigaw ang isang lalake
.. “Katapusan na! Katapusan na!”
Sumagot ang isa pang lalake.. “Tanga, a kinse pa lang.”


Responses

  1. galing mo talaga ate rose…dahil d’yan e may premyo ka…ano? isang tabong ice cream na may halong pinipig.wala na ba?


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